open rp

kinjoushingo:

baptisms:

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"Tonight, I’ll be coming in your swamp,” Shrek said seductively. 

"Ready when ever you are shrexy, come, have a drink with me first.” Lord Forquaad said nervously even though his intention was to be smooth.
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jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

satanwholock:

THE ALICEJACKIE PAINTING IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

characters are from surrealitycomic.com, if you havent read it yet!!

buy here if you want to frame your wall with murder lesbians!!

j5h:

*fingers butthole*
*sniffs fingers*
i smell like beef